im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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