I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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