hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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