Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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