And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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