We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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