Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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