Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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