still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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