apparently the secret to your success is patron
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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