Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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