I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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