He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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