Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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