You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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