She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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