Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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