don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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