he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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