Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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