I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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