I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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