Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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