HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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