They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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