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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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