Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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