Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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