Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Shame - the story of my life.
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