Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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