i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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