Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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