big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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