Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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