it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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