he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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