your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
