was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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