Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
did you just send me my own nude
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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