so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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