You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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