I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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