At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize