Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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