I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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