Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I want 2 things right now, you or a cig

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cig

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(636): View more from Missouri

tequila makes her clothes fall off

(512): View more from Texas

wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.

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(314): View more from Missouri

not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now

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(512): View more from Texas

I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.

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(914): View more from New York

my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.

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(757): View more from Virginia

She fuckin peed on me

(817): View more from Texas

Stay golden ponyboy

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(906): View more from Michigan

He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"

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(281): View more from Texas

So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?

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Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?

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