I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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