I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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