if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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