Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I cut my penus on the lid.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We left the knife in your bed.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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