Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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