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and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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(330): and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!" http://tfl.nu/62xo

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my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.

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(559): my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too. http://tfl.nu/gf0r

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worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.

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(740): worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try. http://tfl.nu/d3im

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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..

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(979): She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls.. http://tfl.nu/jxnm

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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero

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(325): Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero http://tfl.nu/zl6f

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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.

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(847): sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant. http://tfl.nu/gemh

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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.

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(407): Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid. http://tfl.nu/hg5d

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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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(740): He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick. http://tfl.nu/4s44

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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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(585): Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven. http://tfl.nu/xlkq

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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.

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(610): i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly. http://tfl.nu/8yco

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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.

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(484): she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard. http://tfl.nu/xcqc

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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.

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(607): Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage. http://tfl.nu/h8mr

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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.

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(586): We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard. http://tfl.nu/e4oz

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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock

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(850): She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock http://tfl.nu/s796

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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.

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Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.

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I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?

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A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think

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(954): Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early. (1-954): Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar. (954): I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am? (1-954): A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think http://tfl.nu/h7b0

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