We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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