Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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