we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
