windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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