does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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