and you said cock pushups were impossible
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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