it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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