remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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